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Posted:Jan 24, 2009 7:25 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2009 10:56 am
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy
crap. That must
be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.
He smashed
himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he
could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at
the woman, 'I AM
your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
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Knowing What You Want
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Posted:Jan 23, 2009 9:55 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2024 2:9 am
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I have checked out a lot of profiles on here and truly the ones that I am impressed with are the ones who appear to be honest and well thought out.
I am a confident person. I tend to be drawn to people who are also confident. I enjoy reading and talking to those individuals who know what they want and what they like.
If you know you like to be submissive, say so. If you like it a bit on the rougher side or the kinky side, why not state it in the open?
I am true to my Libra self. I like it so many ways. I can be one way one moment and then in the next breath want it different.
It is never a challenge for me to know what I like. I didn't start out that way. It has taken a few tries of just about everything to figure out what gets me going.
If my partner gets into something, then first and foremost I will do my best to accommodate that partner. I love to please. Knowing that my partner is turned on, turns me on. Especially if I am involved with that pleasure.
Have tried most things in the book. Some I can say in all honesty is just not for me. Some are fun, but not for regular enjoyment. Some I just plain will not do no matter what! (Well, I might consider it if $ were involved) (I think) LOL!
In this place, you can post your desires and I am sure that someone will find that attractive. I mean be honest with yourself. Be honest with others.
I would rather be told that you like a finger in your ass then to wait for me to guess that! Trust me, I am going to tell you what I want as well. I know me, and I know what it takes to kick it. So, I will be honest and say something.
I know there is an ego or two out there who thinks they know everything! I am here to tell you, that may not always be the case. Don't be so cocky. Just be self assured.
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aDICKted
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Posted:Jan 22, 2009 10:19 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2009 10:58 am
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After 21 days of being here, I guess I am officially aDICKted. I find that I simply just can not come here every day.
Why is that????
Do I need therapy? I mean, what would the docs say to my behavior? Oh, I know I am in good company. Even still, what is a girl to do?
I have to check emails, see who flirted, see what my friends are doing, see if they are online, see if my favorite CAM boys are on, get a thrill, a rush, a wet tingle, its too much!
The 2 days that he is at home, I am climbing the walls wanting to log but I jones for this place in silence.
Thank goodness for regular work cycles. I am not sure if my heart can handle it!
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What to do on a winter's day?
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Posted:Jan 21, 2009 6:08 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2009 8:10 am
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North Carolina saw snow yesterday. Where I live, we got about 3". I moved here over a year to avoid snow! 
So, the other half was off work, travel not advised. So, our was out at friends spending the night so they could play in the snow. Leaving the house to us and the dog.
I suggested we go watch some porn and do it, since we had nothing but time. He said he wasn't in a movie mood. I then asked what kind of mood he was in.
He just smiled at me. I was thinking, "I am gonna get lucky!" I put on the prettiest bra and panty set I had. Walked out in the living room and got a whistle.
I sat down on the couch next to him and all he said was, "It's too cold to be dressed like that."
I stormed out of the room! Many hours later, we finally did it, but only before we went to sleep for the night. Why do we have to do it just before we go to bed? Can't we do it early and then again later? I mean he is only 40!
What am I doing wrong? If I left things up to him, we would do it only once a week on his day off. That works out to 4 times a month, 52 weeks per year. So, I need it more than 52 times a year!
He works 55-65 hours per week and he does work hard. I will give him that. Tell me guys, would you be adverse to your wife coming to you and asking for it? Begging for it? I mean if you hate the person, that is a different story, but assuming you are in a relationship for more than just sex, what am I doing wrong?
Are there any other gals out there experiencing the same thing? Please feel free to give me your wise words. Thanks so much.
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Value Meal
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Posted:Jan 18, 2009 8:18 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2009 3:04 pm
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Is it me or does this place sometimes feel that you have just bought the value meal, all items for a dollar each?
I mean, lets talk for a minute, get through the pleasantries and then on to meeting or getting naked and going on cam. That is the equivalent to the value meal in my mind. NO Thank You!
Truly, I have the value meal at home. I don't need to go out these doors for that meal!
Let me explain my thought process...
I am not looking for a husband. I am not looking for a boyfriend. I am not looking for a daddy for my . I want a regular someone to complete the menu.
A friend and lover. Take the time to get to know that someone. No one says you have to fall in love with that person, but feelings are bound to work their way in there. Doesn't mean that because I have feelings, that I am willing to upset the delicate balance I have here at home.
For me, sex without some type of feeling is just not the same as sex with someone who has taken the time to get to know my body and my mind. I prefer the mind blowing sex with someone who has memorized the road map, not using directions that someone else provided.
At my age, I would rather have sex that means something than to just have sex to get off. I can get myself off. (see previous blogs)I don't need a fly-by-night kind of person.
ISO regular somebody...
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Pornographic Cartoons?
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Posted:Jan 17, 2009 5:24 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2024 2:9 am
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I found this pretty odd. I mean there was always a joke or two in the MEN'S magazines, but honestly I thought that the jokes were meant to be just jokes!
Seriously, who thought to make porno cartoons and actually have people get seriously turned on by these? I mean, its a brilliant idea and sadly, I was not the one to think the idea up. I snoozed.
I went to the local video store who has the hidden back room. They actually have full length porno cartoons! So, I had to ask the owner. He says they are quite popular. Daily he rents at least 1.
He also informed me that they are realistically drawn and very graphic.
I had to see what the fuss was all about. Obviously they are Japanese. They draw "white people" with really blonde hair, big eyes and almost all the characters look to be about 15 years old. They have huge breasts, gigantic cocks, over exposed pussys. It is wild! It was almost comical. Had I been watching it with friends, I probably would have laughed out of embarrassment.
Did I feel like I wanted to masterbate? No. I did find it amusing. Entertainment of a sort. It is kind of an overblown version of a super hero comic book where the females have these big boobs.
Am I wrong for not getting all worked up over a comic?
Talk about making me even less adequate than I already do. Super tiny, choked off waists, huge boobs, gigantic penis, it was more than my mind could grasp. Perfect shaped pussy are evident even in real life porn. So are the blown up boobs. That is enough to make me want to hide. I don't need that in a cartoon! LOL!
Let me know if you have seen any of these and give me your opinions or maybe a title of one that might change my mind about cartoons.
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I see that you are reading!
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Posted:Jan 15, 2009 7:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2009 5:04 am
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I can see that people are reading what I write, however, everyone seems to be a bit shy.
I welcome comments and discussions. It is hard to type and not get any responses one way or the other.
Writing a blog is like talking yourself. I mainly write my thoughts, but occasionally someone will send me a chat or an email to say that you like what I write. I do appreciate that and am guessing that you all are a little shy.
Coming up with something interesting to say here in blog form is a challenge. My mind is always working. Seems like it works over-time and this site makes it work even harder!
I am amazed at how free people can be with their likes and dislikes. How open they are to showing off their wears! I should be the one to talk. I freely put up 5 fotos of myself. I had reservations at first, but then once I got into the idea, I just kind of ran with it.
A picture is a picture right? Supposed to speak for itself? I am by nature quite camera shy. Being a photographer, I prefer to be behind the camera, not in front of it.
Finding that perfect foto that captures the essence can be difficult when taking the picture for yourself. Thank the heavens for digital cameras! No more having the guy at the foto bar look at you weird.
In the old days, I took lots of nude fotos of people but they were black and white fotos and mainly for art class. I also developed those pictures myself which I happily did in order to avoid the foto counter and have to explain myself.
Sadly that art has faded somewhat. I no longer have darkroom supplies nor a dark place to even attempt it again.
Now with digital, if you don't like it, you delete it and move on! Showing off my girly bits, well, you couldn't tell, but I blinked and almost ruined the shot! LOL!
Hope to HEAR more from you all!
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Backdoor Retreat
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Posted:Jan 14, 2009 6:52 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2024 2:9 am
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Today's topic is my personal feelings on Anal Sex.
There are those of you who think its gross. Others are totally into the idea and love it, and finally there are those of you who have not had the pleasure of doing it, but are wanting to try.
Contrary to what you see in porn, things don't work the way they do in porn unless there is a lot of practice and training.
Before I go any further, I want all the readers that this I am not a Dr. or a nurse, but have had years of back door experience so I am merely telling my firsthand knowledge and what I know from friends who have been very open to their feelings and discussions.
Training? Yes, the anal is meant for exit only. The muscles help hold things in place until it is time to evacuate.
One needs to train the muscles to accept something that is not natural to its usual path. If you do not, it will hurt and depending on your pain threshold, can be severe to mild. One also has to be careful not to tear the delicate tissues. Tearing can be painful and hard to heal since you are in an area that contains a lot of bacteria.
Now, anal is not an everyday activity for me. I do not know if I could daily use but a couple times a week or even just stimulation is good back there.
Training my bum was easy! Armed with a small anal plug and lube, I began the process of masturbation, making sure that I was really hot, but not orgasming. Dripping, soaking wet, but not there...(I figured I owed it to myself to feel good) then lubed up the plug and slowly entered the anus. It was tight. After about 10 mins, I had the plug all the way in. I kept my clit stimulated as I waited for my anal muscles to relax. That full feeling engulfed me, but on the crest of an orgasm, I didn't worry about that. It didn't take me long and I had a shuddering orgasm. Did not expect that at all!
I continued this process for a couple days. It was mind blowing. Each time, it didn't take as long to enter and the orgasm came quicker. By the end of the week, I graduated in size on the plugs to what I imagined to be a normal penis size girth on the plug. Mind you, these plugs are not shaped the same as a penis, but you can look them up if you have doubts.
By the end of 2 full weeks training, I was ready to accept the real deal. Of course, I worried that I might have an accident with a real penis, so I gave myself an enema just to make sure.
Of course, HE was anxious to get in there. He had done this only one other time in his life and really wanted to get back in. This excitement nearly doubled his normal size! I was not prepared for that! We couldn't get past his giant mushroom head. It hurt. I could not believe how huge he had become! Of course, my bum thought it was a baseball bat!
So, he brought me along to 2 orgasms all the while working my anus hole with a free finger. Finally, I was wildly turned on and he was able thru much coaxing to get himself all the way in. It did hurt at first but he let me relax enough to accept his size. He said it was difficult for him to hold back, but stopping and holding made him gain control again.
Anal is a regular part of my life now, but again, not an everyday activity.
A few things to remember, despite what you see in porn, it is totally not wise to not wear a condom while having anal sex. Also, going from the anus to the vagina without washing, can cause a woman yeast infections and other problems.
Another thing to remember, would you want to suck a penis that has been in someone's ass? I sure don't. Even if it is mine and I knew that the enema has done its job, its just not wise.
Without a condom, if he cums in my ass, it sometimes has a laxative effect. So, gals, don't worry, but just do not be too far from a toilet. When it wants out, I suggest you listen to your body.
I am sure that someone will comment on the safety of this addiction and try to correct me and I do welcome those responses. I do not delete comments.
I would love to hear from other people on their tales from the ANAL Zone
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SELF PLEASUREVASION
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Posted:Jan 11, 2009 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2009 2:11 pm
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Ok, I admit it, I am a full fledged member of the Self Pleasurevasion Society.
I tried in earnest over the years to drop my membership, but I keep going back. I know you are thinking that its not such a bad thing, but honestly, I don't know that I truly give it up.
Self Pleasuring can be fun by yourself or with others. Now, when yourself is all you have, the need for real life encounters gets stronger but so does the need to make your body happy. Its an awful cycle.
So, your brain going in all different directions. Should I? Shouldn't I? I believe that an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Have always felt that way. Seems like more orgasms I have the more I want another orgasm.
Sometimes, I feel so selfish! Then again, isn't that what masterbation is all about?
Now you ask, wouldn't I prefer the real thing? Well, the answer can be screamed from the top of the mountain, YES! I prefer to be having sex, with a man every day, several times a day. It doesn't always work out that way.
I learned long ago, an orgasm will cure stress. That poses a problem when you are at work and have a big project and a deadline. Why not have an orgasm? Sure...why not?
Or the electric bill was higher this month, why not have an orgasm? Friends of BILL W would just have a drink, but for me, its HAVE AN ORGASM time!
The next question will be, if you had the right guy to help you, you wouldn't need to self pleasure, and for the most that is true. But who is counting?
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Do it yourself
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Posted:Jan 10, 2009 7:58 am
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2009 7:59 am
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I am an avid "do-it-yourself" person. Giggle..no, I am not only talking about masterbation, but home repairs, crafts that sort of thing.
Sometimes I look around while shopping and look at prices and know for a fact that I could make that or do that for 1/2 the price!
But in reality, if I don't know how to do something, I need to get a book on to learn about, then buy all the supplies needed if I don't already own them. If the book stumps me, there might be a class that I could take, which normally costs something! By the time I do all that, I just should have bought the darned thing in the first place.
The one exception that I can think of is Stained Glass. That I got my money's worth out of it! I had a house on the historical register in Ohio. I bought it for a song, Ex and I worked daily on restoring the house to its original condition. The original house had tons of leaded glass and stained glass before the great depression. I wanted to restore exactly as it was in its hay day right?
So, I get this estimate from 2 people who specialize in stained glass. They wanted more than what we originally paid for the house to do the windows! Of course, I said, I can do that cheaper!
So, I took the course, then the advanced course. I bought the equipment, the glass, the patterns etc. Turns out, there were fotos of the house in its original condition on the register so I managed to blow up those pictures and drew my own patterns.
I did 7 windows and about 12 gifts and suncatchers for friends and family and was still under the price of having them do 2 windows, let alone all 7.
The price of masterbation=FREE, until you add in the toys and depending on quality and size that can be just as costly! My fascination with glass led me to a glass dildo which was quite costly, but it is by far my breast, I mean best piece of heavy duty equipment.
Then there are the ones that require batteries! Have you priced batteries lately? Batteries are not just for Christmas anymore boys and girls! I should buy stock in Energizer. It should keep going and going for what it costs me!
Rechargeable batteries cost plenty as well. They have limited numbers of how many times you can recharge the bloody things! I can't win for losing!
Good thing the SELF PLEASURVATION SOCIETY is Free!
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Cold Friday
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Posted:Jan 9, 2009 8:06 am
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2009 6:25 am
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So, its a rather cool today outside as well as inside. Earlier this week it was T-shirt and shorts with sandals. And I was at the Beach! Today it was at the freezing mark.
I have another thought though for all you readers...
When you ask me what I am wearing, are you wanting the truth or do you want to be lied to?
By this I mean, its a cold day, I am bundled in flannel pants, sweatshirt, shoes and sox and all under garments. Do you really want that picture in your mind or do you want something sexy?
Should I say I am wearing nothing? I am wearing sexy lingerie? It's hard to tell. I have this image that all the guys are sitting at their computer screens with penis in hand, working up a stiffy and I don't want to be the one to send that bad boy spiraling down south and playing turtle!
Should I ask if you want the truth or do you want me to make up something?
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What is with...
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Posted:Jan 8, 2009 7:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2009 6:14 am
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I am new to Black Flirting, so I am having trouble understanding why everyone is so curious if I am really female.
At first I was thinking my profile or my foto must look like a man or something? I am used to seeing my mug, so I was convinced that there must be something wrong with me that everyone kept asking that.
I finally asked someone who had been a member here for a long time. His response was that there are more men here than women. Men pretend often to be a woman just for the ability to hot chat or some other fetish.
So, my question is food for thought for those you pretend to be something they are not, why pretend? Do you think someone get wise to your game?
I mean, I came here with the idea of being ME. A little more open than I would be in real life. I mean, I am not going to tell the lady at the grocery that I like to watch people having sex. So that part of the openness is not going to happen in my reality. I am brave, but not that brave.
Since coming here, I do look those passing by in their cars or in the stores and wonder if that person I see as sexy or nice eyes or nice butt is someone who might have a profile set up here and really want something more.
For instance, the other day, I was driving, my lips felt dry. I just do something that I do often. I put on some lipstick. I looked over to the truck next to me, he was watching me and smiled a huge smile. He held out his hand as if to say, go on, I am enjoying watching.
I finished my application, pushed my lips together to ensure max coverage, ran my tongue to make sure I didn't have clumps of lipstick and looked at the man watching me. He mouthed THANK YOU like it meant something to him.
It made me smile thinking that I had made someone smile today. Nothing cheap or gross about it. Made me feel not so undesired. Even attractive if only for a moment. The not so gorgeous person, the not so perfect making someone else happy for a moment. It was sexy in almost a non sexy way.
It made my day. I hope it made his. I like to think that it did. So Mister, whoever you are, you made my day! Thanks
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